Groovy Pig Paleo Protein Powder

At the age of seven, I authored the poem, Groovy Pig, a fable about a pig with a bright idea about finding himself. My teachers, however, must have felt that my poem reflected my own insights about human fat loss. When they discovered my science aptitude test scores to be in the top ten percent of my class, they started tracking me into science instead of my greatest passion, art. As a result, I earned a Bachelor of Science with honors in biology because I thought getting science answers right was fun. Jobs in biology, however, were not so exciting to me. When a science research company made me gain weight for the first time in my life eating fast food for lunch every day, I broke down with a mood disorder. Psychiatrically medicated on several drugs, including Seroquel, I gained even more weight. Eventually, I discovered a food supplement that made me effortlessly slender. I soon lost the supplement, however, to thieves. Picking up the pieces, I stopped wearing any more glasses or contacts. In a few years, feeling well enough to stop taking any more chronic medication, I discovered that eating only salads brought my weight back down to ideal as well. I lost that plan, too, however, from another situation in a small city downtown that made me seek more privacy in a bigger apartment in the surrounding county. Ending up hopelessly alone again, however, and having no way to frequent another, more-distant Subway, I researched fat loss on my own online. Discovering no way to properly digest whey protein, eventually, after several years of culinary experimentation in my own kitchen, I discovered my own recipe for a Paleo protein powder that makes me work out and eat a meat-free diet. I call it Groovy Pig Paleo Protein Powder. I am offering this brand new product as a one-time purchase for commercial mass production. When you purchase one bag of my Groovy Pig Paleo Protein Powder, I will provide you with the complete liquid formula product recipe, directions, and business rights to your very own co-ownership of my very special dietary product, Groovy Pig Paleo Protein Powder. Go Paleo for a new evolution with Groovy Pig Paleo Protein Powder!